mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
sodamnrelatable: omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg
ashlekay: onthesideoftheotters: clockworkcalliope: thefrogman: OH GOD I ANGERED IT WHAT THE FUCK I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
shedisenchants: shedisenchants: so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night you guys think I’m joking??
third-times-the-charm: So a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decide to have a race. Then one of them disappears into the speed force.
chekhov: Today I put my hand in my backpack and felt a stress ball and I was like “oh? I have a stress ball?” and I squeezed it and it was a pear and it exploded and now I’m much more stressed than I was earlier :/